“new zealand accents and australian accents sound the same”
Anonymous asked: Flip me a text if you want to sit on my face
WHAT have i become
STOP SAYING A VAGINA IS LOOSE BECAUSE OF A LOT OF SEX.
VAGINAS ALWAYS SHRINK TO THEIR USUAL TIGHTNESS AFTER SEX.
PENISES DO NOT STRETCH THEM OUT OF SHAPE AT ALL
THE VAGINA IS A REALLY STRONG MUSCLE NOT A FLABBY PIECE OF SKIN
WHEN A DUDE BRAGS ABOUT HOW TIGHT A VAGINA WAS
HE’S LITERALLY BRAGGING ABOUT HOW HE COULDN’T GET HIS PARTNER AROUSED.
WOW 4 FOR YOU, BOY.
Spread the word! Maybe one or two boys might actually get it.
Anonymous asked: Why are you at a cross road?
Just in life. I am very undecided what to do, and there;s so much fucking pressure to decide ARGGH
You can ask me anything and I’ll answer honestly, but only with yes and no.